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Let's all get drunk and pretend we're smarter than we are

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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michaxl:

apsghetti:

michaxl:

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE

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modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

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bluebirdcastiel:

*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING*

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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e-brat:

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

wHAT THE UFCK

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